when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
A++ recovery
don’t encourage him
(Source: pornstartrek)
just realized i once made a tag that said “what stupid person made this stupid gifset of this stupid asshole being stupid”
♦Jared is currently behind by a shit ton of votes. This person, this special ray of sunshine personified deserves this win for his chosen charity, A Dog’s Life Rescue. I don’t know how I can stress that fact more, okay. Go vote your butts raw here. Pretty please?We’re still 18993 votes behind (last time I checked), so get to it, loves! For the ones who’ve already voted, keep on voting every day! For those who haven’t, please do! disclaimer: the votes accumulate, so please don’t think of it as the fandom neglecting Jared! Diana’s votes have been adding up since the few last rounds, so… :)
Can we talk about these pictures. Drunk Jared. Messed up drunken picture taking flawless asshole Jared. WTF. Not okay.
REPORT: Pug Puppy Working on High-Five
Sky News is reporting that a pug puppy named Gunvald is working diligently on his high-fiving skills, with two sources claiming that he has steadily improved since October.
“It’s a challenge, but it gets better with each passing day,” Felix Eckhart told Sky in an interview. “We’re holding out hope that he’ll be able get ‘up high’ and ‘down low’ without being ‘too slow’ by Christmas.”
Via Madeleine Uden.
