(Source: youareacatacheshirecat)
Forrest is telling about me how in her psych class, they did the Thermatic Apperception test, where you are shown a picture and you have to make up a story to go with it.
So the picture was this one of a man splayed out in a bed with a woman leaving the room with a hand over her eyes.
And all the other people in the class are making up stories of how it’s a bad marriage or she was raped, all these really sad things
And Forrest raises her hand and says “a woman wakes up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and the light is too bright so she has to cover her eyes”.
I am a troll, ladies and gentlemen.
You know you’ve found your best friend when you can casually discuss homoeroticism in popular culture with them and call it a normal conversation.
WE ARE NORMAL. AS NORMAL AS CAN BEEEEEEE.
New life plan:
Find and marry Bo Burnham, and have his awkwardly wonderful babies, to which Molly will be the best godmother ever.
